Instructions:
- Cut chicken breasts to 1/2 inch (preferably as thin as possible) and beat the salmonella out of them with a meat pounder ;)
- Coat chicken breasts in flour, egg, and then breadcrumb mixture (roughly 60:40 breadcrumbs:parmesan cheese). Drink.
- In pan, heat oil til bubbling. Place breaded chicken breast in oil and flip once the side facing down is brown to dark brown.
- Guzzle wine. Place on paper towel once both sides have been cooked, appx 2-3 min per side.
- Drain oil and in same pan, place HOMEMADE SAUCE and then chicken. Pause to drink wine.
- On top of chicken, place thinly cut mozzarella and fresh cut basil. Place in over at 350 degrees fro 10-15 minutes. Drink some wine.
- Switch over to broil, and broil unil cheese melts (you'll see brown spots).
- Have your girlfriend make pasta during all of the above because you suck at making pasta and you're busy making the good stuff anyway.
- Combine all on place and open a new bottle of wine since you just crushed the other one.